Love that Halter Top

Picture this:

You're having an early dinner in a darkly lit Bangladeshi restaurant, seated in a booth next to a window with a couple of friends. The blinds are down, but you can clearly see outside since its still daylight. As you're enjoying your shrimp korma and other Bangladeshi niceties, you notice something strange.

Is that woman staring at you, watching you eat? She's standing outside the restaurant, looking into the window, pulling her hair back, hair clip clinging to the bottom of her halter top, just above the bared pudgy midriff.

Wait, she CAN'T see you! She's using the window as a mirror! But does she know you're there? It's possible, but you don't know for sure. She removes the hair clip from her top and places it on her head, turns from side to side to ensure it looks good. Then she begins pursing her lips, checking her make-up and adjusting her bra. At this point, you and your friends are laughing hysterically, watching the hot mess that is standing just inches away from your table.

Sadly she finishes her business and walks away. But before she does, something crazy happens. She blows you a kiss!

Its kind of like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry is dating this hot chick that Kramer swears is a phone sex operator, and you never know for sure until the end when she tells Jerry not to ever call her again, then turns to Kramer in her sultry, slutty voice and says, "You either!"

Who knows if that kiss was for us, or if she really saw us...but that shrimp sure was good.