Tuesday, April 08, 2008

Porn Star Fever

What is so alluring about being a porn star? I mean, come on... the whole world sees your junk in action? Hardly seems appealing to me. The money must be really good.

Why the hell would I blog about this, you ask? Oh, you know....I just happened to get a note from a friend yesterday that said "recognize anyone?" with a video file attached. Let's just say I recognized the guy's face -- and not the rest of him, since it was the first time seeing all that was on display. Which leads me to ask...doesn't this guy realize that people he knows are gonna see that shit? Perhaps he doesn't care.

Incidentally, this isn't the first time this has happened to me. The scenario was slightly different, but the end result the same -- someone I know who had become a West Hollywood star-slut. Sheesh!

For all my friends out there, rest assured -- you will never have to worry about seeing ME in such a condition. Luckily I don't have porn producers knocking down my door. But if you do, watch out! Some day, I'll catch you!

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